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🧢 Gen Z & Alpha

Touch Grass vs Chronically Online

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Who's winning: Touch Grass or Chronically Online?

So far, Touch Grass has 44% and Chronically Online has 56% of 2,120 votes cast — Chronically Online is currently ahead.

'Touch grass' is a jab telling someone lost in online drama to log off and reconnect with the real world, while 'chronically online' describes a person so glued to the internet that their whole worldview is warped by it.

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Tale of the tape

🌱 Touch Grass

Screen time
Zero
Rx
Sunlight

💻 Chronically Online

Screen time
18 hrs
IRL
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Touch Grass

#21 / 30

1476 ELO

Chronically Online

#10 / 30

1524 ELO

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