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Giant Octopus vs Shark

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Who's winning: Giant Octopus or Shark?

So far, Giant Octopus has 48% and Shark has 52% of 3,590 votes cast — Shark is currently ahead.

Brains and eight arms versus jaws and raw speed. A giant Pacific octopus grips with 2,000 suckers, pours through any gap, and has been filmed ambushing small sharks — the shark answers with 400 million years of instinct and a bite that ends most arguments.

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🐙 Giant Octopus

Arms
8
Suckers
2,000

🦈 Shark

On Earth
400M yrs
Bite force
4,000 psi

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Giant Octopus

#21 / 28

1464 ELO

Shark

#14 / 21

1487 ELO

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