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🦍 Hypotheticals GOAT

Ranked by every vote cast. Absurd battles and impossible would-you-rathers.

  1. 🥇
    100 Men

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  2. 🥈
    Gorilla

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  3. 🥉
    Lion

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  4. 4
    100 Hyenas

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  5. 5
    Bear

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  6. 6
    Tiger

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  7. 7
    100 Wolves

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  8. 8
    Man

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  9. 9
    Bear

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  10. 10
    Chuck Norris

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  11. 11
    100 Ninjas

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  12. 12
    100 Ducks

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  13. 13
    Horse

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  14. 14
    Elephant

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  15. 15
    100 Humans

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  16. 16
    Giant Octopus

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  17. 17
    Anaconda

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  18. 18
    Alligator

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  19. 19
    Testosterone

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  20. 20
    IQ

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  21. 21
    Island With Wi-Fi

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  22. 22
    Island, No Wi-Fi

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  23. 23
    Slow Zombies

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  24. 24
    Fast Zombies

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  25. 25
    Invisibility

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  26. 26
    Flying

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  27. 27
    Read Minds

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  28. 28
    Teleportation

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  29. 29
    Infinite Wealth

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  30. 30
    Eternal Life

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  31. 31
    Life Without Internet

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  32. 32
    Life Without Music

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  33. 33
    T-Rex

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  34. 34
    Spinosaurus

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  35. 35
    Mantis Shrimp

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  36. 36
    Pistol Shrimp

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  37. 37
    Secretary Bird

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  38. 38
    Cassowary

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  39. 39
    Bactrian Camel

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  40. 40
    Dromedary Camel

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  41. 41
    Sloth

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  42. 42
    Snail

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  43. 43
    Super Strength

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  44. 44
    Super Speed

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  45. 45
    Pause Time

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  46. 46
    Rewind Time

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  47. 47
    Talk to Animals

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  48. 48
    Speak Every Language

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  49. 49
    Never Sleep

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  50. 50
    Never Get Sick

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  51. 51
    Control Fire

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

  52. 52
    Control Ice

    0 votes · 50% win rate

    1500

    ELO

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