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Sloth vs Snail

Who's the ultimate slowpoke champion?

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The ultimate slow-motion showdown. The three-toed sloth moves so little that algae grows on its own fur, creeping at about 0.15 mph and climbing down from its tree only once a week. The garden snail is even more famously unhurried, gliding along on a trail of mucus at roughly 0.03 mph — but it hauls its own armored home and can seal itself away for years.

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Tale of the tape

🦥 Sloth

Top speed
0.15 mph
Descends
Once a week

🐌 Snail

Top speed
0.03 mph
Armor
Built-in shell

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Sloth

#41 / 52

1500 ELO

Snail

#42 / 52

1500 ELO

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