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Secretary Bird vs Cassowary

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Two birds you never want to kick you. The secretary bird hunts on foot, stomping venomous snakes to death with kicks that land in about 15 milliseconds and hit with roughly five times its own body weight. The cassowary is often called the world's most dangerous bird — 130 pounds of muscle armed with a five-inch dagger-like inner claw and the temper to charge at 30 mph.

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🦅 Secretary Bird

Kick force
5x bodyweight
Strike
15 ms

🦤 Cassowary

Claw
5-in dagger
Weight
130 lb

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Secretary Bird

#37 / 52

1500 ELO

Cassowary

#38 / 52

1500 ELO

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